BUY IT YOU WONT REGRET ITS WHISPER QUIET AND HAS PLENTY OF POWER REALLY EASY TO PUT TOGETHER TOOK ME ABOUT 10 MINS CANT [...]BEAT IT FOR THE MONEY PLUS THEY GIVE YOU THE ALLEN TOOL REQUIRED TO ASSEMBLE 5 STARS

I was just worried it would be a hassle when used on a mattress. It never tipped over though, even when moving around. B[...]ut I do have a firm bed so that may or may not help some of you. The machine is built solid and makes you feel like you own a very sophisticated piece of equipment. I must also point out that the dildo that came with it is very high quality. In my opinion it's the perfect size, nice girth and depth. Let's say it's quickly becoming my favorite.

Needing a bit more excitement in the bedroom sent us looking around Amazon recently. We had an idea of what we were look[...]ing for but didn't know exactly what we wanted which led us to doing a lot of surfing here on Amazon. On our search, we came across the Sinloli Ukulele Love Machine with wireless remote and attachments. It has everything we were searching for and then some but was reasonably priced. Not a huge investment like many that has similar features. It arrived quickly and was packed discreetly. When we did get a chance to try it out, we had it set up and running within minutes. The experience was beyond our expectations. It was amazing. The HUGE Bonus for us is the fact that it can be easily disassembled within a minute or two and put discreetly under the bed so there is no fuss to whip it out when the mood strikes. We recommend this to anyone looking for something a bit more and will be telling our kinkier friends.

Doll is well made and life like. (See pictures) not to heavy. Joints have right amount of Stiffness.

My main concern was the speed. When the description says 0-350 a min, I had no clue what that meant so I was concerned. [...]But OMG LET ME TELL YOU. This thing pounds into u(in a veryyy good way)!! The dildo is also very soft without causing damage. Overall: Money WELL SPENT!!

Love it

Wonderful machine lots of pleasure

Doll arrived today, she is stunning in everyway, I keep thinking any second now she's going to look at me and start talk[...]ing, she's so lifelike. I highly recommend to anyone considering purchasing a doll that they do, especially like it. Well worth the cost which was actually quite cheap and this is the first time I've bought one.
she is stunning in everyway

Both holes felt great, everything was worth the cost. After the second day of use, the first hole started to tear. After[...] the third day, the other did. Now both are torn and no longer provide the same pressure. Still feels good, but not the same anymore. Proper cleaning and proper maintenance used. I am in no way a large man, but I shouldn't be able to rip anything up this easily (joke intended).

Updated- Contacted seller and they took good care of me. Great customer service and pleasurable product.

This is a great toy. Well made, great interior feel, very tight at first but relaxes a bit (which is good.) Very large a[...]nd heavy, solid TPR/TPE, no nasty silicone smell or evidence of pthalates. Angles are perfect for missionary or standing. Separate tunnels with unique sensations in each (both are quite good.) Typical comical paint job which wears off quickly (also fine.) Feels eerily real. If you are above average in girth take it slow and let the material relax or you might tear it the first time as it is VERY snug. They aren’t kidding when they say “virgin.”
Order it! You won’t be disappointed! Don’t Discrete packaging, super fast shipping

Great machine for the price.

So due to the fact i have no idea why my last review got a strike,
i'll just say the biggest doll is the best And[...] leave it at that.